Frankly, I have never believed in astrology. I hated it when the Indian govt started some dumb course in astrology in BHU. But, all astrology prediction never fail to amuse me, to say the least.
Some people write in their orkut about me, that they are typical Scorpio or Cancerian etc. They make full effort to make themselves look special, out of the ordinary (everyone on orkut does). But, if you are a typical variety of one amongst 12 'breeds' among the Homo sapiens, how special are you? How unique are you? Trust me, when asked about yourself, saying you are a typical Cancerian is a definite turn-off. Actually, its plain dumb.
Nevertheless, just for fun, I started a subscription with some website which sent me weekly forecasts. It asked me basic kundali info. I could tell you if you are interested ;-) but I dont know my birth time, so ask your panditji to adjust for it. And the forecast it sent every Sunday was really really enlightening! Enlightening? No, the correct word is funny. I was lucky enough to see a very steep rise in my romantic adventures in my forecasts (though its unfortunate nothing corresponding to that had any remote chance of happening in real life). But, it did raise a few hopes, once in a while. And definitely, was a wonderful topic of interesting discussions many a times. Hehehe..
I know this is a very very arbit post.. and am definitely going to get a "Abbe ye kya likha hai?? :-o " from chiku and others. But thats alright. :-) Thats how the stars would have it. :D
I'll wrap up with a quote I read a few days back while googling..
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
- Ellen DeGeneres
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Hmm... Interesting... But i must say your not the first person to be so cynical about astrology... I, on the other hand, find it very interesting [just how i find the empty green bottle and the cat on the corner of the street interesting] to read about what strangers have to say about me. Sometimes they Do[no,really!] turn out to be right... and that one sentence about you they say might just give you the self confidence you need and feel good about yourself... worth it, don't you think? Here i quote from your post:
"But, it did raise a few hopes, once in a while."
Anyways Each to his/her own opinion! Cheers!
I believe that at some deep hidden level, we all want to believe that these predictions are true coz not only that it raises hopes, but also even if the prediction is bad, we feel certainty and seeing a better thing next time.. So, we try to correlate things and sometimes end up thinking ki what was predicted really happened :P
But, if taken in small doses, its fun :)
astrology in newspapers is totally crappy. I will give you a few examples:
Agar aap savdhan nahin rahe to aapka accident ho jayega.
Kamyaabi aapki mutthi mai hogi agar aap apana dhairya barkarar rakhe.
PS: These pieces of crappy forecasts have been copied from Dainik Bhaskar (India's largest selling newspapers)
Another observation: after certain period of time you will see the stuff repeating:D
hindi newspaper wale ekdum barbaad hote hain.. wo to main kabhi dekhta bhi nahi.. bejan daruwalla's column in TOI is more interesting..
p.s. it has to repeat, an astrologer is afterall a human, with limited imagination. :D
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